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this song makes me so happy i could die:
...speaking of death (smooth segue eh?), according to Harold Camping and his relgious gang, May 21st will be the rapture. Cool. So, is there any way I can cash in on the numerous apocalypses I've survived?
“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.
the bomb song- darwin deez
I SAW DARWIN DEEZ THE OTHER NITE AND WATCHED HIS HAIR FLOP ABOUT DURING HIS ADORABLE CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE ROUTINES AND HEARD HIS FINE PIPES TELL ME 'IMA RADAR DETECTOR' AND, AND TOTES STOOD NEXT TO ANDREW HOEPFNER WHILST HE BUSTED A FUNKY-INTERPRETIVE MOVE. Just sayin guys...
...I believe in you, like a virgin you're MadonnaJESUS CHRIST I DON'T KNOW WHICH BIT I SHOULD BE CRINGING AT MORE
And I'm also gonna wanna blow your mind...
...So gangster, I'm so thug
You're the only one I'm dreaming of...
This may very well be a creepbook- I mean, facebook- thing but opinions on music and posting shit about it is a free for all on the internet anyway, is it not? So my favourite song...would you ask a mother whom her favourite child is?! Sorry guys, this is a near impossible task (jeez, off to a good start) so I think I will just cheat and give you the name of just one of my, perhaps 10, beautiful audible children, because as the meatheads in my research project class would say, Ima slyyy dawg.
Do You Believe in Magic- The Lovin Spoonful