Archive for May 2011

harlots and jezabels

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When I go about my own business I dont lurk in fear of getting punched in the face or jabbed in the eye with a needle, nor do I have to. And you know, if this were to happen to me, it's granted that a police officer wouldn't grill me as to why I didn't wear a full body of armour when walking down a foot path because, well, it's other peoples' duty to be relatively normal and refrain from punching someone in the face! In society, we have laid down laws which see that those who commit such dastardly deeds are held fully accountable and are rightfully punished. So why does there seem to be a special exception when it comes to sexual assault cases? Why is it that the length of the skirt or the cut of a blouse lifts the blame from the sexual predator to the victim? Why can't a woman have complete ownership of her junk without people immediately assuming that this is her "consent", that she's asking for the attention? I ask this after hearing news about the SlutWalks which have recently taken place in Australia. Don't get me wrong, it's a pretty kickass display of solidarity but the fact that we actually have to protest this shit is just so disheartening. What do you folks think?

ohmygawd

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elizabeth olsen dressed in 'the row' at cannes film festival 2011. someone get me this dress for formal and i promise to shut up forever, even about research project homework.

30 [Day] Song Challenge: A Song That Makes You Happy

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this song makes me so happy i could die:

jennifer- bikeride


...speaking of death (smooth segue eh?), according to Harold Camping and his relgious gang, May 21st will be the rapture. Cool. So, is there any way I can cash in on the numerous apocalypses I've survived?

PREACH

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The Green house effect is just a theory sucker
Yeah so is gravity float away mutherf**cker


...ABC, you just made my day again.

P.S. has blogger been a bit moody lately, or what?

when haters gon' hate

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“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”


Dear jerkstore,


Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?


When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.


I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.


Sincerely,
     Tina Fey


P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

An excerpt from Tina Fey's Bossypants (read more here). Looks like I just peed myself of laughter but oh wait I can't clean up just yet coz I'm on Amazon getting myself a copy of this. Goodnight everyone.

GuysGuysGuys

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the bomb song- darwin deez


I SAW DARWIN DEEZ THE OTHER NITE AND WATCHED HIS HAIR FLOP ABOUT DURING HIS ADORABLE CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE ROUTINES AND HEARD HIS FINE PIPES TELL ME 'IMA RADAR DETECTOR' AND, AND TOTES STOOD NEXT TO ANDREW HOEPFNER WHILST HE BUSTED A FUNKY-INTERPRETIVE MOVE. Just sayin guys...

30 [Day] Song Challenge: Least Favourite Song

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Instead of applying the previous 'mother' analogy, I will ask you whether you would slip some cow tongue into the chocolate cake batter of the fugliest (inside and out) person you know. Of course, like me, you will say yes, yes you would. So let's raise some beef flavoured cake and dance ironically in honour of the fugliest tune I know:

Hey Soul Sister- Train

...I believe in you, like a virgin you're Madonna
And I'm also gonna wanna blow your mind...

...So gangster, I'm so thug
You're the only one I'm dreaming of...
JESUS CHRIST I DON'T KNOW WHICH BIT I SHOULD BE CRINGING AT MORE

30 [Day] Song Challenge: Favourite Song

This may very well be a creepbook- I mean, facebook- thing but opinions on music and posting shit about it is a free for all on the internet anyway, is it not? So my favourite song...would you ask a mother whom her favourite child is?! Sorry guys, this is a near impossible task (jeez, off to a good start) so I think I will just cheat and give you the name of just one of my, perhaps 10, beautiful audible children, because as the meatheads in my research project class would say, Ima slyyy dawg.

Do You Believe in Magic- The Lovin Spoonful

if anything is yours and you want it taken down please drop me a line here:

10goodwolverines(at)gmail(dot)com.

MERCI AND HAVE A SWELL DAY:)

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