by Felix Curds
Dear Mr. Ryan Gosling,
you are the opposite of everything I hate in a person. One day I will acquire myself a choir of ghoulish and ghostly loverlies and you can call upon your ghoulish and ghostly lovelies and we will all re-enact sketches from Mickey Mouse Club and sing till dawn because that would make the world a better place. Shall we arrange for it to be on Friday? Please and thankyou.
p.s. this was just so fucking priceless thankyou for infinity.