public service announcement
by Felix Curds
School holidays are great in that you can do nothing and nothing will be of consequence. My lack of coordination, on the other hand, means I can do anything and something will be of consequence for anyone within ten metres radius. So with this is mind, you ought to lock up everyone you know who's head you don't want see impaled with a ski pole because I'm going on a ski trip til the end of the week so I can go back to school with proof that I have a life, I suppose.