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Bonjour mes frère, comment ça va aujourd'hui? Je prends des leçons de français avec mon amie, Hannah. Oh, je suis désolée... parlez-vous français? J'ai ne pas.


 Can anyone guess what fun Hannah and I been getting up to over the past 5 days which has brought me that much closer to the dream?

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A series of pictures and a collection of songs that my life should try to emulate because they're pretty and everything IRL is a little bit ugly right now. Sorry, reality.

To anyone that still reads Happy Un-birthdays, I'm am really sorry for being a horrendous blogger it's just school and weekends and school and blahblahblah. Speaking of school, tomorrow I have an exam for mathematics and psychology and hopefully I don't die or anything. Anywho. HOW HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? Healthy and beautiful as always, I presume?

I can't help but feel shirked whenever the "pretty girl" with, I don't know, a hyphenated name like Mary-Jane or Deborah-Lee comes along in horror movies. The fact that she is so incredibly perfect just makes her all the more creepy. You just know that she's either the one that will be victim of some demonic possession or that she'll get mutilated in the most brutal way. Y'know? Anywho, Argentinian artist, Carmen Burguess, kinda captures what I'm talking about. Oh, and not only does she rock the visually unhinged she also dabbles in the vocally cosmic (click here). Do you guys have any horror film recommendations? And how was your day? And how is your life right now...

Jacques-Yves Cousteau was amongst the first to mingle with the beautiful, beautiful aliens amongst us and that makes he totally awesome. Monsieur Cousteau also got practically canonised by Wes Anderson and Bill Murray and that makes him doubly devine. And sometimes I wish I was a marine biologist or underwater Mario, particularly during maths nowadays...



Have a lovely weekend fine internet folk:)

p.s. I had to repost this because blogger seems to hate me right now, so thanks Ella and Prateeti for your comments^^

p.p.s. this song is really nice.

p.p.p.s. who suddenly has a massive urge to watch Grease?

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I'd like to inhabit a really large tree house. It would have a goliath library with Jonathan Safran Foer and Cornelius Agrippa. The ceilings would be adorned with octopus chandeliers and the walls with endless framed painty rabbits. I enjoy eating by candle light and every so often demand dinner guests to "clean up, move down!". Did I mention Bill Murray was my roomie? Well, he is and his room is smothered in regurgitated party wares and exotic ladies. Every fortnight we karaoke and everyday we go elephant gun and therefore we lived happily ever after THE END!

Dear Mr. Ryan Gosling,
you are the opposite of everything I hate in a person. One day I will acquire myself a choir of ghoulish and ghostly loverlies and you can call upon your ghoulish and ghostly lovelies and we will all re-enact sketches from Mickey Mouse Club and sing till dawn because that would make the world a better place. Shall we arrange for it to be on Friday? Please and thankyou.


Your sincerely,
Felix Curds


p.s. this was just so fucking priceless thankyou for infinity.

A compilation of swonderful things that make me smile like a mad-man.